AVMP - Fav. Quotes

Draco : Nevermind, I stay dehidrated.

Voldemort : We're there. We've reached that point.

Snape : What happened at the graveyard?

Draco : Go home terrorist!

Ron : Every time I look at her I have these pains in my chest and I just know it's her fault. That bitch.

Quirrel : Sipping tea by the fires swell.
Voldemort : Pushing people in is fun as well.

Draco : Rumbleroar is the headmaster at pigfarts. He's a lion. Who can talk.

Voldemort : Are you okay?

Goyle : Dancing is for pansies.

Ron + Draco : I'm bleeding.

Bellatrix : Your chance to kill Harry Potter.
Voldemort : Kill Harry Potter ha. WHOA! Where'd he go?

Fudge : I still don't believe that you're back.

Draco: Pigfarts Pigfarts. Here I come. Pigfarts Pigfarts. Yumm Yumm Yumm.

Snape : What the devil is going on heeeeereeeee?

Harry : Did he just say dragons?
Ron : Did you just say did he just say dragons?

Voldemort : Now two people are mad at me.

Draco : Pain in the ass, right?

Harry : Can you tell me how lost ends?

Voldemort : You Put Them Away RIGHT NOW! I COMMAND YOU TO GET UP AND .. FOLD THEM AT LEAST.

Draco : Kiss the planet goodbye? Having second thoughts about pigfarts, are you?

Ron : And I hope you and Voldemort live happily ever after.

Snape(to Draco) : Coward! Ten points from Griffindor.

Draco : I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER!!! and a rocket ship.

Voldemort : You think that killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes them dead.

Cedric : Hufflepuffs are very good finders!
Dumbledore : What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

Draco : Not so tough now, are you Potter?

Voldemort : Quirrel's cool.

Hermione : You know every day everyone is trying to put me down and on the one day I actually feel like a person YOU TRY TO RUIN IT!
Ron : Oh shit!

Draco : I'm tired. Can't we just be Death Eaters?

Voldemort : Hey you.

Quirrel : When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers.

Draco : Look at this, look at this. Rocketship Potter, Starkid Potter, Moonshoes Potter. Traversing the galaxy for intergalctic travels to pigfarts.