hahahaha - 3 einträge heute.

Ich hab das hier grad gefunden und fands einfach zu lustig:

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.


Und bei Bella war jetzt das hier was ich lustig fand:
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
... die andern waren net sooo lustig.


10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
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6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
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4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
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2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
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